
Twas the night before Christmas, and all on the chain, Bitcoin was soaring, with no hodler in pain.
The bulls had returned, sleighing bears left and right, now six figure Bitcoin was an everyday sight.
All miners were buzzing, hash rates on the rise, securing the network under wintery skies.
Our Lambos were gleaming, parked under the stars, proof that HODLing beats shitcoins by far.
El Salvador kept buying, more coin for their stocking, before dreams of more sats inevitably come knocking.
The ETFs rallied, their bids filled the air, it’s Bitcoin’s new era, Satoshi did declare.
Our on-chain data, so bright and so clear, Screamed “HODL through 2025, vast wealth will appear!”
With supply getting tighter, few coin left to sell, it’s the sound of adoption; Bitcoin’s doing swell.
When out on the charts there arose such a cheer, “A new all-time high! This is our year!”
To the exchanges we flew, with wallets in tow, the institutional FOMO already began to show.
Investors wondered if we could Supercycle, breaking the system with cheap debt from Michael.
Then who should appear in a sleigh trimmed with gold? Who else but Trump with a plan so bullish and bold.
“A strategic reserve!” he proclaimed with a roar, “America’s future is with Bitcoin I’m sure!”
He winked at the bulls as his sleigh took its flight, “Merry Christmas to hodlers, and to hodlers, a good night!”
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